Holy old draft post!

Thursday, March 26, 2009
4:19pm: Left work to go home, change, poo



4:57pm: Hop back in the car and drive out to get my x-mas gift (1 hour massage) This is going to be great, my back has been killing me.



5:06pm: arrive 24 minutes early, call old friend and catch up. Ask why he hasn't made an effort to see my offspring.



5:18pm: Decide to walk in early.



5:19pm: Walk in and the masseuse is waiting.



5:19.30: Massage Therapist tells me she'll only have time for a 30 minute massage, she has another appointment at 6:15. Okay I guess.



5:30-6:oopm: Relaxation at about 80%, can't stop being pissed off that it's going to be cut short.



6:00pm: It's over, My back still hurts.



6:15pm: Get home and talk to the Prof., tell the Monkey to go do homework...at least 5 times, tell her to bring her cell phone up...10 times.



6:30ish?: Suki needs food and nipple guards, Professor needs vitamins and diapers. Rather than have to get everyone ready and loaded...We decide that I'll go run the errands.



List in hand I hit the usual suspects, Babies R Us, Giant and Walmart. Spend around $140 bucks, and include a little $4 pack of baseball cards.



9:00pm ish:Get home and unpack, eat leftover pizza, try to relax and get the "He's eating, no tv now" (for the record, the stinker is a PITA when it comes to feeding time-fusses, easily distracted and treats Suki's boobs like a Pirhana attacking a piece of flesh).



I dunno know what time it is, Tell Suki about the BS massage therapist and ask her to deal with it since she made the transaction. (It was a trade of goods, we gave her over $100 in baby clothing and I got a $25 massage).



10pm last night: ready for bed. realized the grocery getter needs to be dropped off for (overdue) inspection. awesome.



10:10: Monkey asleep on the sofa, she's not gonna be any help watching the Prof.



10:30: back from dropping off the car. eat one last slice of Pizza



10:32: Stupid nipple guards are worthless. Suki is in pain.





10:50: sit on couch to relax before bed. eat bowl of rice cereal with rice milk. I hate rice.



11:00ish: Totally ready for bed. we go up. I'm asleep before Suki finishes peeing.



6:16am: Alarms start.



6:58: Suki comes in pissed off. The Prof. is being snarky.



7:00am: Hit the shower, try to wake up.



7:15am: have to remind Monkey for the 5th time not to use the front door..."I forgot".





7:20: return from shower, Suki still awake, get clothes out, iron them and get dressed.



7:55am: Head out to go to work.





9:20: Get text. car needs tires. $550. ready tomorrow.



9:21: Call Suki, she says it just had tires put on. I asked her to check, cause if it did, then we can save $200. She says I'm trying to sleep. That's would be a $200 nap. To put this in perspective...I would need to work roughly 10 hours to take home $200. Ask her to check again. Get hung up on.



9:30: Get angry text. Now I'm pissed off too.



9:35: Call mechanic to find out more. He has to order the tires, Pirelli's. The last thing he had to order took him a week to get....